Ever wonder how come those martial art people look so "geng" in movie? like Jet Li in Fearless, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Aaron Kwok in Storm Rider and a lot others... What make their Tiger Claw, Dragon Palm or even Mantis Stance so powerful? How come all the girls dump you and go crazy over them after sitting 2hours in the cinema? Who gives them permission to dance with our prom queens (Jessica Alba) and leave us with leftovers (Britney Spears aka nun, Christina Ugly-lera) What make them so powerful? Is it their outfit?...No.. Is it their muscular body?...NoOoo.. Must be their shoes lar..??...no..no..no..no The answer is...their HAIR! ....yup, their hair..i just watched this movie yesterday. All three of them look so geng even with singlet. My sister almost break up with her skinny boyfriend...  so i came up with a conclusion yesterday... in order to get all the chicks out there...i need to take this step..this step which will change my life forever. I'm no longer the Anthony you used to know..I'm no longer a cry baby..  I'm the new Anthony... I know no danger.. I know no fear.. I'm me... ... . ..... ........ .... .. fui yoh... GENG! fui yoh...YA CHAI! fui yoh...YAU YING! fui yoh... *MO TAK DENG HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAanthonyissocoolHHAHAHAH... AHEM..so guys, in order to win ur gf back..all u have to do is get a singlet, a long hair wig, and a pair of jeans. Stand in front of her house and pose..i don't guarantee this can win her back...but i say it is possible.. Gimme a call when you plan to do this in front of her house.. *MO TAK DENG is not a person name..but if you name is somehow sound the same..im sorry la..haha! fx:syok |